Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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