Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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