she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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