Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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