Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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