Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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