yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize
