Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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