I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
So squirting runs in the family.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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