Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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