i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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