I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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