Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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