I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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