Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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