haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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