i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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