If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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