big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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