Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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