We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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