I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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