Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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