I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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