I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
