Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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