I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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