When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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