I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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