I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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