worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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