i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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