Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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