would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I love you.
Bad choice
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