3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
