Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
ttyl tear gas
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
this hospital has no fireball
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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