Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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