fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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