Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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