4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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