WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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