Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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