Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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