How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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