after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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