I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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