Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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