In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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