I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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