There is no way he is gay with that hair.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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