i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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